I shot a french fry because I have double D’s

Damn french fry! Tha bitch deserved it.

Bonnie did something similar to this a week ago and it was pretty funny.  I came across this version when I was cleaning out some old email.

Pick your birth month:
1 – I ate
2 – I needed
3 – I ran naked with
4 – i beat
5 – i ran shirtless with
6 – i smoked
7 – I cuddled with
8 – I banged
9 – I shot
10 – I robbed
11 – I stabbed
12 – I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 – a drink
02 – a dog
03 -a mop
04 – A homo
05 – a rock star
06 – A boyfriend
07 – my toothbrush
08 – a glass of milk
09 – a porn star
10 – Paris Hilton
11 – a bag of weed
12 – a teletubby
13 – the kool-aid man
14 – my lover
15 – a whore
16 – a pot head
17 – a bum
18 – a stripper
19 – a condom
20 – a crack head
21 – a homeless guy
22 – Barney the dinosaur
23 – the cookie monster
24 – your mom
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 – a golf ball
27 – the trojan man
28 – a french fry
29 – An Easter Egg
30 – a hottie
31 – Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White – because that hoe stole my taco
Black – because I’m sexy like that
Pink – Because I’m good in bed
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m gay
Grey – because I love marijuana
Other – because I have double D’s
Green – because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange – because I smoked crack
Turquoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
blue – because I’m a pimp
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs
Tye dye- because I didn’t like the way they looked at me

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2 Responses to I shot a french fry because I have double D’s

  1. Bonnie says:

    I ran naked with a golfball because I’m a pimp.

  2. Bailey says:

    Nooooo, Not the kool-aid man!!! Well, he stole my taco, so I guess he deserved it!

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