Adam & I stopped at the gas station yesterday after work so we could gas up both vehicles. Here’s how the conversation went when I went in to pay for it:
Me: Hi! How’s it going?
Clerk: Is this all?
Me: We have gas on both ends. I can’t remember the pump numbers.
Clerk: Ahahaha! That sounds funny! You have gas on both ends. Sounds like that might be a problem.
Me: *Laughs Really Hard* I didn’t even realize what that sounded like as it came out of my mouth.
… and of course, my sweetie got a couple crude cracks in himself.