***Note: I started this post last night then got distracted & forgot to post it… and it’s too cute not to.
A little while ago I broke out into a dance in the kitchen when I realized something… I was engaging in SSB (a.k.a. Secret Single Behavior). If you’ve watched the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie & Aiden move in together you’ll know what I’m talking about. For those of you that don’t, SSB is the stuff that you never want your boyfriend/hubby/significant other see you do. For example (this is from SATC), Miranda likes to put vaseline on her hands and put them in conditioning gloves while watching infomercials. Charlotte likes to study her pores in a magnifying mirror for an hour every night. Carrie likes to make a stack of saltines with grape jelly & eat them standing up in the kitchen reading fashion magazines. … oh yeah, she also likes to gossip on the phone while secretly pumicing her calluses. Of course, Samantha said there’s nothing she does alone that she wouldn’t want a man to see.
Me…. I like to break out into a little dance to the music that’s in my head or on my iTunes. Sometimes it is tip-toeing ballerina-type thing, sometimes its a booty shake, sometimes I’ll try to mimic the dancers on Dancing with the Stars (twirls are fun), and other times I just plain ol’ dance like I usually do. I also like to make myself a bowl of popcorn and a cosmo then watch episode after episode of SATC while giving myself a facial or pedicure.
Now that I’ve fessed up to some of the silly stuff I like to do… do you have any SSB?