See… I really do live in Dairyland, USA.

The first time I saw this sign was when I was 16ish. I was visiting Bonnie and decided to take the back roads to go see Jeanne… that’s when I spotted this beaut. I laughed for the next 5 minutes and never forgot about it.

About 3 years ago I went looking for the sign so I could take a picture and send it to someone that lives in California because he was looking for deer crossing signs but it was gone. Perhaps the victim of a snowplow.

Anyway, a few days ago I told someone that lives in DC about the sign after I made a joke about “cow tipping”. This morning I decided drive out at lunch to check if the sign was there and much to my giggling delight, it was!

When I’m playing Halo I’m usually super shy and say very little unless I’m on a team where I know the majority of my teammates. On one map BF hooked me up with the shotgun in a sweet hiding spot that gets a lot of traffic. I stay still so I’m not detected on radar then when I see someone on radar nearby, I’ll wait until they come around the corner then shoot/punch & they’re dead.

My final game last night I got a ton of kills like this.  Finally after about 5 minutes, the chick from the other team thought she was going to sneak up on me. She comes around the corner and yells, “What’s up, bitch?!” and starts shooting me. So I do my shoot/punch thing and kill her and say, “Nothing, bitch!” then turned around and fight it out with her teammate who thought it was fun to yell “GIMME A BREAK!” the one time he killed me (which made it all the more sweet the 3x I killed him). When I finally died, I tell my team that the chick on the other team called me a bitch so I called her one back and had a feeling their team was out to get me.  I was right… they started coming at me in groups of 3.

At that point I was pretty irritated because I never talk smack while I’m playing because the very high majority of the people I play against are way better than I am. I just kept my mouth shut and didn’t change the way I played (except for the fact that I told my team to “get ‘em”). I ended up having one of my best games! Afterward I happened to look at my “rep” and saw I have my only negative review. WTFevah… Sheesh. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

This kept me up for TWO nights because it kept playing over and over and over and over in my head.  I use to think it was hilarious. Now… not so much. 

Damn french fry! Tha bitch deserved it.

Bonnie did something similar to this a week ago and it was pretty funny.  I came across this version when I was cleaning out some old email.

I meant to post this earlier in the week when I found it but, you know, distractions.  I came across a funny little site called Twittertale.  If you swear in one of your tweets, it tells on you in an “ohhhhhhhhhhhh I’m telling!!!!” sort of way.  Okay, not really like that but its still fun.  I like to say ass every now and then.  Bonnie, on the otherhand, likes to say ass, bitch, and shit.  I’m really surprised neither one of us dropped an F-bomb yet.