Damn french fry! Tha bitch deserved it.
Bonnie did something similar to this a week ago and it was pretty funny. I came across this version when I was cleaning out some old email.

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Damn french fry! Tha bitch deserved it.
Bonnie did something similar to this a week ago and it was pretty funny. I came across this version when I was cleaning out some old email.
Pick your birth month:
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - i beat
5 - i ran shirtless with
6 - i smoked
7 - I cuddled with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a drink
02 - a dog
03 -a mop
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - A boyfriend
07 - my toothbrush
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - a bag of weed
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - my lover
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crack head
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - your mom
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - the trojan man
28 - a french fry
29 - An Easter Egg
30 - a hottie
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I’m sexy like that
Pink - Because I’m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gay
Grey - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D’s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I’m a pimp
Shirtless - because I’ve got abs
Tye dye- because I didn’t like the way they looked at me