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What’s my name? Take 2.

23 Oct

Let’s review this again

My name is NOT Jeanne or Jeannie. It’s not Bonnie. It’s not Pauline or Sharon. My name is Jennie or Kit-Kat. Jen is acceptable but I don’t really prefer it.

It’s very rare that I’m called Pauline or Sharon but it happened on a few occasions when I was working for my tribe. I was even called Jessie (my mom’s name) a couple times. However, its a regular occurrence that I’m called Bonnie or Jeanne. It’s almost to the point where they could be my alter ego (or something). Jeanne & Bonnie are the sisters I either looked most like or had most in common with but when the person sees me on a daily basis and them almost never, why is getting my name right such an incredibly hard concept. Today I corrected someone three times but she still kept calling me Jeanne. I realize Jeanne is close to Jennie but what the hell.

I swear to god if someone ever calls me by my brother’s name, they’re gonna get an eye poked out. The only time that was acceptable was when Mom use to call us “Sharon, Jeanne, Pauline, Bonnie, Chip, Kit-Kat… YOU!” *giggle*

 
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Ignorant Mother $*#@^

31 Mar

I had to stop at the post office today after work.  As I was walking up to the building an old man was walking out.  He saw me coming up the sidewalk so he held the door open for me. I got up to the door and smiled and started to say, “Thanks!” when it happened. The stupid fucker looked at my shirt, saw it said Native Pride, gave me a dirty look, then LET THE DOOR SLAM ON ME. Seriously. Let the damn door slam on me.

I was stunned for a second because I couldn’t believe he just did that. The door is a heavy and it hurt when it slammed against my body. I’m so pissed my face is red. It took everything in me to keep my cool & not run after him to say something.  Instead, I hope he just shits himself in his car on his way home.

 
 

The good, the bad, and the ugly

07 Mar

This has definitely been a trying week. Instead of this being a whining, bitching entry, I’ll post pros and cons!

Pros:

  • Because of bad weather I was trapped out of town so I had a long weekend
  • I’m planning a trip to Vegas in April
  • I got a shit-ton of housework done
  • My new debit card with my correct last name finally came in. And only 3 months after I changed my name at the bank.
  • I have checks again. I never realized how much of a pain in the toosh not having checks for 4 months could be.

Cons:

  • My car is urinating transmission fluid. It needs a diaper or something.
  • My job has me contemplating a new career path. The kicker is I love what I do and I love my employer.
  • I still have a shit-ton of housework to do.
  • This winter has me on the edge of losing my mind. I can’t take the cold anymore.
 
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WTF?!

24 Dec

Well I was having a great vacation and the most incredible stress free holiday season until someone decided make me the target of her holiday bitchies. Thanks a lot.

 

Chicken fingers

01 Dec

One of the best benefits for me living with someone is that I don’t have to touch raw chicken. I cannot stand touching raw chicken. Do you have any idea how much of a problem this poses for me? I love eating chicken. Absolutely love it. I think this “no touching raw chicken” thing stems from when I had to dissect a chicken wing when I was in high school. I found it so nasty I didn’t eat chicken for years. Seriously.

I tried to find chicken that was cut up already – like for stir fry – but apparently they don’t have that in the grocery stores in Hicksville, USA. Well, at least I couldn’t find it last night.  Now because I want chicken so bad I have to cut up the damn chicken.  You have no idea what kind of trauma this may cause cuz (in case you don’t remember) I hate sharp objects, too.