I didn’t realize Magic 8 Ball was referring to sleep with the whole “don’t count on it” thing.
I don’t like when a guy I’m in a relationship calls me “hun” so anyone want to take a stab at how much I like the random gas station clerk calling me that?
A lot of people sell garlic up here.
Was there any good music released this summer?
Is the lack of a routine a routine? Because structure is hard.
Why did the chicken cross the road? No, really. Why? I almost hit it.