Quick background for those that don’t know me personally… One of my closest friends (Ms. K) just happens to be the sister of ExH1. She & ExH1 haven’t talked for years.
So this morning I’m IMing with Ms. K and she tells me she got a funny (dirty) text joke from one of her friends so she decided to share it with me.
Ms. K: “How can you tell a pregnant woman used a vibrator?”
Ms. K: “Cause the kid stutters.”
After a brief pause…
Me: Wanna know something that makes that really funny but in a sick way?
Ms. K: What?
Me: ExH1 stutters.
Ms. K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ms. K: I’ll have to make sure to tell Mrs. H that one.
**Mrs. H is her sister (who I still also have an awesome relationship with) and no longer speaks to ExH1 either.